hi my name is helmi and i very long never update this blog already. i love lim dai yu from republic poly diploma in interactive digital media. i like to play touch rugby.they all call me the ball magnet.the above picture is my touch team in 2007. =) daiyu is the chinese guy on the right 3third from the back. =) handsome ah. we call him pussy magnet which is totally not true. if any girl is interested in me please leave me a msg in my tagboard. and if u are interested in my friend called daiyu please click on his name on the right and go to his blog and leave a message. but pls don't go there. tag mine instead.which means u interested in me.=)

Simply amusing

hi peeps. had not been blogging much. been too busy wid stuffs. stuffs which are important as well as stuff which are not so important but i had to attend to it cos it is regarding those whom i hold close to my heart (damn i sound so damn sissy). but anyways nothing has been really happening. so i just wanted to share what i found at STOMP.com

a STOMPer went around the globe as it is his usual routine. he took pictures of pretty funny activities or sights that he saw in china. the pictures explains it all.

here we see a desperate (i think) old man trying to find food. really a funny sight.

next a combo of a truck and a motorcycle.

here is another one... hahaha damn funny..

but the one i think that is pretty funny that kept me laughing even if i thought of it. the funniest picture goes to....

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Tada.. this racer auntie..

there are more funny sights that can be seen.. just click the link above. so ya i think that is about it of my today's post. anyways, credits to STOMP and its members of STOMPers for the amusing pictures.

till next time peeps and cheers.

My Personality

got the link from Dicky's blog. it is quite true:

Analytical Thinkers are reserved, quiet persons. They like to get to the bottom of things - curiosity is one of their strongest motives. They want to know what holds the world together deep down inside. They do not really need much more to be happy because they are modest persons. Many mathematicians, philosophers and scientists belong to this type. Analytical Thinkers loathe contradictions and illogicalness; with their sharp intellect, they quickly and comprehensively grasp patterns, principles and structures. They are particularly interested in the fundamental nature of things and theoretical findings; for them, it is not necessarily a question of translating these into practical acts or in sharing their considerations with others. Analytical Thinkers like to work alone; their ability to concentrate is more marked than that of all other personality types. They are open for and interested in new information.

Analytical Thinkers have little interest in everyday concerns - they are always a little like an “absent-minded professor” whose home and workplace are chaotic and who only concerns himself with banalities such as bodily needs when it becomes absolutely unavoidable. The acknowledgement of their work by others does not play a great role for them; in general,they are quite independent of social relationships and very self-reliant. Analytical Thinkers therefore often give others the impression that they are arrogant or snobby - especially because they do not hesitate to speak their mind with their often harsh (even if justified) criticism and their imperturbable self-confidence. Incompetent contemporaries do not have it easy with them. But whoever succeeds in winning their respect and interest has a witty and very intelligent person to talk to. A partner who amazes one with his excellent powers of observation and his very dry humour.

It takes some time before Analytical Thinkers make friends, but then they are mostly friends for life. They only need very few people around them. Their most important ability is to be a match for them and thus give them inspiration. Constant social obligations quickly get on their nerves; they need a lot of time alone and often withdraw from others. Their partner must respect this and understand that this is not due to the lack of affection. Once they have decided in favour of a person, Analytical Thinkers are loyal and reliable partners. However, one cannot expect romance and effusive expressions of feelings from them and they will definitely forget their wedding anniversary. But they are always up to a night spent with stimulating discussions and a good glass of wine!

Pumped Up

today was totally awesome!! went to play a round or two of paintball madness at bottle tree park organized by Paintball 101 and was sponsored by REDynasty. met up with Kin, Mansur, Jacqueline as well as Peggy at Khatib MRT. we made our way to bottle tree park which is a 5 mins walk from the station. once we were there, met up with Winnie and her boyfriend as well as her friend, Nicky.



Ok... to start off, the gun that we used were called markers (above). initially it was not used as weapons to shoot at people. there is a story behind this simple looking weapons of pain. initially it was used by farmers to mark trees that will be cut down or to mark livestock that will be slaughtered. then one day, a farmer started horsing around and shot another farmer with the marker and that is how Paintball got started.. weird but really true

what we used for shooting are called paintball pellets:
these paintball pellets are about the size of an ordinary cherry (a bit smaller maybe)and it is fairly light weighing a few grams. it may seem harmless now but when it it is shot out of the marker at a speed of 200 to 300 feet per second, it changes form from a harmless pellet to a deadly ball of agonizing "pain" which is something that each player need to evade. i know because i have been hit a few times and to tell you the truth, it really hurts. my friend, Mansur too got hit by me and it was a headshot at the start of the match.

playing paintball, it is inevitable that one would get hit by these stinging balls of "pain" and paint. unless you are one who "camps" and just spam your shots.

i am definitely coming back for more shooting action but this time hopefully with my bunch of guys or clique. so guys how about it??

so till next time and cheers

Jokes..

was bored and had nothing to post. hope this will be able to entertain you. its really funny shit. though some are not really that funny... -_-"

Made In Japan

A Japanese tourist hail a taxi at Orchard Rd & asked the taxi-driver to send him to Changi Airport. On the way, a car zoomed by, the Japanese tourist responded "Ohhhhhhh! TOYOTA! Made in Japan ! Very fast!".
Then another car zipped by, he said "Ohhhhhhh! NISSAN! Made in Japan! Very fast!" & another speed by, he said" Ohhhhhhh! Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! Very fast!"

At the meantime, the taxi-driver is getting very frustrated & sick of the Japanese tourist. Upon reaching Changi Airport, he said "$50 please!" The Japanese tourist was shocked & argued" Why so expensive? it's only a short distance" in which the Taxi-driver replied "Ohhhhhhh! Taxi-meter! Made in Japan! Very fast!"

All about Ah Beng

(Act 1)

Ah beng to a long-distance telephone operator

Ah beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SINGAPORE AND LAS

VEGAS?"

Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."

Ah beng: "THANK YOU," AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

(Act 2)

At a bar in New York, the man to Ah beng's left tells the bartender,

"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." and his companion say, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."

The bartender approaches Ah beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"

Ah beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

(Act 3)

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.

"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Ah beng brags.

"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims.

"YOU ARE A FOOL".

Ah beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS.".

(Act 4)

Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition. During the Q&A segment, the host asks, "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'.”The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin! ” Others exclaim, "No, its Grape Juice!"

Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!"

Host : "Quiet please."

Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, "C'mon man, you think I need their help? I got more oliginal answer. Gu ni!"(cow milk in hokkien)

(Act 5)

One day in a language school in Australia.

Teacher: All right, now I'd like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who'd like to try?

A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.

Kukoya: Early this morning, I looked out the window. I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me.

Teacher: Not bad. Okay, who's next?

Another student raised his hand. It was Ah Beng from Singapore.

Ah Beng: I try! I try. Can aaah?

Teacher: No, no, no..., not you

Ah Beng: Aaaiiyaaa... let me try lah... I can do lah... you think I'm stupid meh..?

Teacher: Okay, okay… Go ahead

Ah Beng: This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN... GREEEEEN... I PINK up and I said YELOOOOW?"

(Act 6)

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems. He decided to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he become very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng: "I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me...

(Act 7)

In an English class:

Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?"

Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother"

Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"

Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means Cowboy's

Father & Mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay (father) & Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo (mother). So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)" (Make hell lot of fuss in Hokkien dialect.)

The teacher fainted.

(Act 8)

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So kena (got it in Malay) lor!". “Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But… What happened to the other ear?". "That stoopid dumbo called back!"

(Act 9)

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

(Act 10)

Ah Beng went to a Bank in one district at New York. He wanted to place his deposit, when he met a customer service there then asked interest rate: "How much is the flower in this Bank, madam"

Customer service: ...??!!

(Act 11)

One evening, Ah Beng and Ah Seng went to a lounge and requested the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Lo Ti" (Means : Ah Cheng buys bread in Hokkien). The DJ told them they only played English songs and asked them to request another song. They were upset and complained to the manager that the DJ was insulting them. After many hours of calming them down, the manager found out they were actually requesting the Righteous Brothers' song, “Unchained Melody”.

(Act 12)

Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her. So there Ah Beng was, telling and bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!” "Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian. "Somemore hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!"

So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!"

So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator. The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.

"Alamak! What are u doing?!!! U Siao Char Bo! U see lah!!! Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ah Beng. "Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"

(Act 13)

One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey of a building and wanted to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and really had no idea what does the letter G mean.

Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, "Wow, how you know one?"

The first Ah Lian replied smugly, "Easy lah... G for Gero mah..."

hope you enjoy peeps and cheers

Get Smart

as usual it was a dull day in class yesterday as it was microcontroller module. and to make matters worse (well, it was not that worse), the worksheet given was hard to comprehend. at the end of the day, even helei and the kin-meister was unable to solve the worksheet let alone the rest of the class. so in the end we as class decided not to do the worksht and ppt (this is NOT allowed in RP, mind you). kin announced it to the faci. we thought that he would burst out in anger, but to our surprise he said to us calmly that by not doing any ppt, it will affect our grades. adding to that, he took the trouble to go through with us the worksht before gg through the 6thP.

i guess he is not that bad of a faci that we thought after all. after 6thP had a round of DOTA. it was quite a match to behold but eventually the winner was the team below comprising of Jason, Mansur and Sze Min. these were the characters used:
ME

HELEI
KIN




VS.

JASON
MANSUR
SZE MIN




after that we (Me, Mansur, Kin and Sze min) went to catch a movie at CWP. yes u guessed it:


went to catch the Peter Segal flick. basically this movie is all about Maxwell Smart (Steve Carell), Agent 86 working for a secret U.S. spy agency called Control. this agency was set up was b'cos its main objective is to counter all attacks made by Kaos, a secret organization who goes all out to destroy the world.. muahahahahaha.. anyways, after Control HQ was penetrated by Kaos and then began to kill Control agents around the world, he was given the opportunity to become a field agent but he wishes to be with his idolized agent, Agent 23 (Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock). instead he was partnered with Agent 99 (Anne Hathaway).

i think that is about all i am going to reveal about the movie. to know more, catch the movie yourself. it is really worth the money. throughout the whole movie, nothing but laughters could be heard in the movie theater. overall score, i would give this movie 5 stars over 5 stars.

so till next time peeps and cheers.

Xtreme Action!!

hi peeps. bored of playing cs (counter-strike)?? want to do the real thing?? come down to this event:


no, i am not trying to publicize this event. i am participating in this event. for those who wants a challenge are welcomed to participate in this event. for more details visit this link:
Paintball Challenge

best of luck if u are participating ^^